Pick up my kid in a 
Jaguar Drop him off in a 
Mercedes Benz 
When you look over your shoulder 
You're gonna see me through different lens 
By the time you get to 
Phoenix I'll be laughing in 
L.A. By the time you find the right bottle of wine 
I'll be sipping my 
Courvoisier [Chorus] 
Because revenge is sweet 
But success is sweeter 
Take the salt from my wounds and put it in my margarita 
I'm the new kid on the candy store 
By the time you want me back 
I won't want you anymore 
When my walking shoes were newer 
You played me at your game 
And when my tears were fewer 
You'll put the sham into my pain 
And when I'm wrinkling the sheets 
With someone you don't know 
I'll be using your cold shoulder 
To chill the veuve cliqueau [Chorus] 
In for a penny, in for a pound of the flesh is weak and the spirit is hurt 
Even if the meek shall inherit the earth 
Can't wear your heart on your sleeve 
When you've lost on your shirt
